No-sew roller shades… Sort of.

Projects involving fabric have never been my strong suit. My lone fabric success story involves a recovered ottoman, which was really more about wielding a staple gun than actual “fabric work”. Knowing this, I should have probably known better than to totally wing it on DIYing fabric roller shades. But I did it anyways. So, here’s a little “what not to do” tutorial….

Ive mentioned before that our front room pulls double-duty. We use it for both an office and a guest room, and so far it’s been working out great. With one exception…

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Privacy for our guests.

My idea for a solution to this issue was to hang roller shades above the glass on the inside of the french doors. This way, when they’re retracted, you can’t see them from the front, but they’ll still provide privacy for our guests when needed.

So with this plan in mind, I went to Home Depot and had two inexpensive vinyl roller shades cut down to size. They were just under 9 bucks a piece including the brackets which were sold separately.

My first idea to jazz them up was to stencil a pattern onto them, but after doing a test stencil on a scrap piece of vinyl (from when the shade was cut to size), I decided that even a pretty stencil job couldn’t hide the cheapness of the vinyl.

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Then, I remembered that I had leftover fabric from an extra set of Ikea curtains that matched the set in the front room. Perfect! I thought about adhering the fabric to the existing shade, but decided that since I wanted the fabric to be visible on both sides, my finished product would probably be too heavy to work properly. Thus, a fabric replacement shade would be my mission.

I started by folding my fabric in half since I wanted my shades to be double-sided. I ironed the fold to create a crisp edge (To clarify: I turned the fabric good-side-out before ironing. I just forgot to snap a pic.).

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Then, I laid my roller shade on top.

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My roller shade was 18″ wide, and I wanted to cut my folded material an inch wider to allow excess material to fold under to create a clean edge (which would then be sealed with my iron-on hem tape). So, I laid my ruler down on the shade with one inch hanging over and slid the ruler up the shade as I cut with my scissors trailing behind (Which left an inch of excess material all the way up). Once I got to the top, I mimicked the length of the shade.

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Next, I used my finished panel as a template to cut a second panel.

Down the long side of unfinished fabric, I folded under an inch on either side of the fold, measuring as I went to be sure my final shade width was 18″ all the way down. Then, I ironed the folded-under edges. It looked like this…

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I used iron-on hem tape to seal the edges together down the long side of the fabric.

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Next, I hot glued the plastic insert (which goes at the bottom of the roller shade to give it some weight), between the bottom seams of my fabric.

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I cut the vinyl shade off of the roller, and hot glued the top of the fabric to the roller.

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With my shade complete, I mounted my brackets on the inside of the door and hung it up. I tugged on the bottom of the shade to get it to retract.

And nothing happened.

This is when I realized I had glued the fabric onto the roller in the wrong direction, rendering the retraction mechanism useless. So, I groaned loudly while taking down the shade, and gently ripped the fabric off of the roller. I turned the roller the other way, and this time I taped the fabric on with electrical tape (it was all we had) to make sure the shade worked before I adhered it more permanently.

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I rehung the shade and tugged. And the shade came right off the roller. Ugh. Tape = Fail. So, I took down the roller again and this time, hot glued AND taped the shade on in the correct orientation. I rehung it yet again, tugged, and it finally retracted. But only this far ….

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Doh! Nothing I did made it raise up any higher. I thought maybe it was the weight or bulk of the fabric (…which really wasn’t bad, but still…).

At this point, I’d already finished the second fabric panel but hadn’t yet opened the vinyl shade to attach it. So, I gave up and decided to hang the remaining vinyl shade on the brackets. I figured I would just buy another vinyl shade to replace the one I’d destroyed until a better plan came to fruition. I placed the vinyl shade on the brackets, tugged to retract it. And it went up this high….

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Aaaaaaaaand nothing I did made it raise up any higher. That’s when it hit me…

THE STINKIN’ ROLLER SHADE DIDN’T WORK TO BEGIN WITH!!! (Oy!)

Then, I laughed. Because I wanted to cry. So, (ahem!) the first step in this project should definitely be Test Roller Shade To Make Sure It Works Before Spending An Exorbitant Amount Of Time Reinventing The Wheel. Sheesh.

So, there I sat. On our couch. Staring at my one completed shade which I had rehung on the French doors. Slapping my forehead. Searching my mind for a solution to our privacy dilemma since we were having guests in a few days. And I came to the decision that until a better solution is found, I would complete the second shade and keep them both rolled up here….

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In my cabinet of misfit toys (um, accessories). And just manually hang them on the brackets whenever guests stay over. Just ignore the fact that they should retract. Pretend the mechanism didn’t exist at all. I mean, it really didn’t anyways. And from the front they actually look pretty cute. See??

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Here’s a back view…

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A little loosey goosey for my taste but not totally bad.  And they do their job as far as providing privacy.

So, that’s the story. I think maybe if I’d purchased heavy-duty roller shades instead of the cheapos this project might have worked. And if I had it to do over again, I would probably use a heavier fabric, and adhere the insides of the fabric together to prevent the shade from becoming bunchy when rolled up. I also would (*cough, cough*) do a little research. But honestly, as far as “totally winged it” projects go, it could have been worse. I still ended up with “privacy panels” (Yes. That’s what we’ll call them.). I guess, you live, you learn.

Oh, fabric. (sigh!) One day…

Say hello to my leetle friend…

A while back, while I was at Marshalls, I found this little guy on clearance for $4.   (Sorry for the pic… I forgot to snap a before pic and this was all I could find.  Newbie move.).   The flowers that resemble bed head were not included.   Sadly, they were my doing.   Ill be honest, he’s not my typical style but he was cute and cheap so I rescued him and named him Larry.

For a while, Larry lived on our DIYed bathroom shelves (stay tuned for those), but then I decided that I actually wanted to use him.  You see, as indicated by his luscious locks of flowing, ‘er spikey, flowers, Larry is not only a friend, he’s a vase.  I know.   I wanna meet the genius who came up with that, too.

It’s hard to tell from the photo, but he is not solid green.  He’s green with brown in the crevices.   Not bad, but again, not really our style.  He was a bit of a country owl, if you will.

So, I cleaned him really well with soap and water, wiped him down with white vinegar to remove any remaining greasiness, and let him dry thoroughly.   Then, I whipped out my paint + primer spray paint.   This was the Krylon Dual in Gloss white.   I gave him several light coats, (as below) leaving 5-10 minutes of dry time between each.

First coat:
Second coat:
Third coat:
And this is what I was left with…..

Hello friend.

I always let spray-painted items sit untouched for at least a day or two before using them to allow them to cure. Nothing is more frustrating than spending time making something look pretty, only to smudge it up by using it too early.

As an added note, one tip that I learned the hard way is to ALWAYS read the directions on the can when it comes to any paint, stain, lacquer or spray paint.  Believe me.  This concept has taken me YEARS to figure out.   The Krylon Dual spray paint that I used for this project recommends painting within two hours OR after 48 hours.   So, if you miss your two hour window, you MUST wait 2 days.   I learned (after NOT reading the directions) that if you paint within this window, the paint has dried too much, but not enough.   So, the layers you’ve already painted will buckle up and wrinkle when they come into contact with wet paint.  This was not the look I was going for.    Ugly-cry face *may* have made an appearance that day.

As for where Larry lives for now….
Ain’t he a peach?       (Maybe now we should call him Larry the Table Guy??  Heehee!!)