Why I should never get bored…

Ummmm…

Yeah. So, I was bored.

Joey was sleeping. Lucas was playing.  And I decided to fill the time by cleaning the guest bath. So, I innocently went to retrieve our cleaning products, when somehow I ended up with a razor in my hand.  I walked into the bathroom, turned toward the vanity, and *accidentally* slashed the silicone caulk repeatedly around the perimeter of the side-splash with my razor. Oopsie!!  Then, my putty knife *coincidentally* was shoved with brute strength behind the side-splash multiple times until the adhesive was sliced through and the side-splash was severed from it’s main body.  Whoops!  My bad.  I’m so clumsy!

You see, my hatred for this slab of stone had been brewing for a while.  Much like our toilet handle, I’ve despised this pointless, extraneous….. appendage, of sorts…for a LONG time.  Now, I have nothing against side-splashes in general.  I think they’re fine.   But, THIS side-splash??  For one, it was yellower than the rest of the vanity top (which as you know, I’m not a fan of). Then, to make matters worse, the builder used white caulk to trim it out which made it appear even MORE yellow. Plus, when you looked at the bathroom from this direction….

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… It was just a big yellow distraction. So, yes. It’s fair to say that a small, rectangular piece of stone has driven me nuts from the getgo.  And I just.couldn’t.take.it.anymore.

Once I’d broken the stone free, I had a bit of damage to contend with. I started by scraping the excess silicone off the wall….

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Then, this bead along the counter…

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…was the pits.  I’ll tell ya, silicone caulk has some major staying power. It took a boat-load of elbow grease, putty knife, razor, kitchen knife and my fingernail to get it all off.  But, I finally did it (along with a little victory dance and a small amount of “In your face, caulk!”).

Next, I spackled the three areas of drywall that were damaged. I’ve mentioned this before, but with our textured walls, I like to apply spackle with my finger since it’s easier to match the texture…

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Once that was complete, I vacuumed up the mess and caulked the gap between the counter and wall. I was sure to use paintable caulk with silicone, so that I could paint over it if needed.

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After waiting the allotted dry time for the spackle and caulk, I touched up
the wall with some leftover Ante Meridian paint.  Which left this….

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SO, much better than this….

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Looks less builder-ish and distracting to me now.  Thank goodness!  I love how my attention is now drawn more to the mirror than the side-splash. And really, this project didn’t take a ton of time.  The most time-consuming part was removing the silicone caulk and that maybe took 30 minutes.

So, anyways… This is gonna be a week full of of guest bathroom tweaks. I’m happy to say that I’ve been pretty productive in this room.  It seems that removing that dreaded side-splash has opened the floodgates of inspiration (Ifeellikeagreetingcard).

I mean, you didn’t think I was actually done with our guest bath did ya? (Wink! Wink!) 😉

It turns out that rooms in my world are never finished. That’s the whole beauty of it.  Having lived with our guest bath makeover for a while has triggered new ideas for tweaks to help cozy up the room and better fit the feel that I was originally striving for. So, I guess our bathroom reveal is now a jumping off point for new projects. So fun!!! So, stay tuned!! 🙂

Adapting a shower curtain liner for flanking curtains

Warning:  This post does not boast pretty before and after pictures.   It contains functional information which primarily highlights my ineptitude for sewing.  You.are.welcome. 

(Whew!)  So, now that I’ve got that off my chest, let’s move on… Remember when I DIY’ed our extra long shower curtains with the help of my mother-in-law?

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Well, let’s just say it was an embarrassingly long time after that until the shower was actually functional.  All because we were lacking this guy…

A long shower curtain liner.

I found him at Target for around twelve beans (and then wondered why it took me so long to buy him). Once I got him home, the next step was to adapt him for our dual, flanking shower curtains.  I started by cutting him in half.  There was a nice, neat seam right down the middle, so I just followed that…

I have to say that cutting something so transparent was kind of trippy.   I kept losing sight of the seam, thus, I mainly guided my scissors by touch whilst repeatedly calling the liner names.

Next, I brainstormed a bit.  I wanted to ensure that any showering individuals had the ability to close the liners securely.  I also wanted make it as foolproof as possible for them to close them the *right* way.   Meaning, that I wanted the half of the liner that was closest to the shower head to lay on top.  This way, water would flow over the seam without escaping the shower, rather than flowing between the seams if the liners were layered the opposite way. Then, I remembered this…

 

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I snipped three even lengths  and applied them, evenly-spaced, along the middle edges of my liner, again, verifying that the half closest to the showerhead was on top.

The sticky backing made placement easy, but was by no means secure.  So, I busted out Dusty (aka: my sewing machine)…

I attempted to sew lines along the long edges of the Velcro to secure it in place.  But, this happened a lot…

Then, there was The Thread Massacre of 2014…

But in the end, I had success…

Please don’t be intimidated by my talent.   I’m just a normal person like any other.  😉

(P.S. I’m sure the sewing part can be done by hand if you don’t have a machine.  Possibly even sans Thread Massacre! 🙂 )  Once hung, you can see how they came together (as I stood in the bathtub and Vanna Whited my beautiful craftsmanship)…

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So, this may not be my most attractive project to date, but it sure goes a long way to making our shower useable, which is priceless in itself.  Maybe one day, when the sewing gods send coordination and patience my way, I’ll reattempt this project to pretty it up a bit, but as of now I’m just happy to have it done.   Plus, I’m pleased to report that for the first time since JANUARY (back when I painted our tile bath surround), showers are now fair game in the guest bath.   Woo-hoo!

So, how about you guys?  Any functional projects going on as of late?

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